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Season's Greetings

December 24th, 2007

Happy Holidays, Everyone

Wishing everyone a happy holidays, and a happy New Year. Can you guess who's who?

Another year is about to pass by. Much has happened in the last year. Since the release of The Burning Crusade in January, Risen has come a long way. We have adjusted to the new game, and steadily worked ourselves through the content available.

We have had sad departures of long time members, and joyous new addition to our family of professional raiders. To this day, we are progressing at a very fast rate per time spent raiding. This is all because of the hard work Risen members put into gearing up, preparing for raids, reading up on abilities rotations, and understanding their roles in the encounters Blizzard provides us.

Thank you everyone for putting in your time and effort to make Risen what it is. There would be no Risen without you. Whether you are a long time member, new member, left the guild, taking a break, or any other category you may fit in, you are what makes Risen tick. Thank you.

May your holidays be filled with many joys and more importantly, gifts :P

Gift

Have a happy holidays

-Parn



Of Milestones and Server Firsts

December 9th, 2007

What's All the Fuss About?

I'd like to open up this update with these two shots.

JanthaHammerfell

So what's the big fuss? Why are Jantha and Hammerfell, the two dullest (one of them a dork , and the other "Hard Gay" ) members of Risen, getting so much attention? In order to explain this, let's retrace our steps back to what has happend since about a month ago.


Blazing Through Mount Hyjal

After the 30 minute session with the Shade of Akama which consisted of us having tea with the Ashtongue while Elumako went crazy threatless DPS on the channelers and then Akama falling over, our focus shifted back onto Hyjal. There were many undead and demon lords from the past to be vanquished.

Kaz'rogal was almost as generous in offering up his loot to us as Shade of Akama did. The only difference was that Kaz'rogal's friends didn't want tea, but insisted on us killing them instead. That's just too bad... Maybe we'll offer them peppermint white chocolate mocha next time instead.

Kaz'rogal

Azgalor has something special about him. On top of his ability to kill off even the bravest of heroes of Azeroth in 20 seconds, no questions asked, he apparently has the ability to set Hammerfell's room on fire with his rain of fire. The urgency of getting Azgalor down could be heard clearly through Hammer's ventrilo communication. I hope you have insurance, Hammer! 

Despite being the first boss ever to threaten players both in the game and in real life, he was no match for Risen.

Azgalor


Mid-week Activity

As we steadily progressed through our 25 man content using our limited raiding time, we still had opportunities to run joint SSC runs to give ourselves chances for more attunements. During these runs, more refined, masterful strategies were born. Babypoohbear (formerly known as Debob) came up with a new way to explain the Leotheras fight.

Leotheras Strategy

Faewn obviously does not have Enchant Cloak - Subtlety on his gear.


Patch 2.3 and Server Firsts

Patch 2.3 introduced many exciting features, with the most exciting being a new 10 man raid zone known as Zul'Aman. We decided to take a stab at clearing ZA on the day of release, much like we did with Ruins of Ahn'Qiraj. The result was being the first guild on the server to clear Zul'Aman with an unbalanced raid makeup (3 warriors, no mage). Congratulations Risen, for another server first clear.

Zul'jin

The other exciting new feature with 2.3 is the Guild Bank. The Guild Bank serves as a very easy way for guilds to store and share their resources with everyone in the guild. However, in the planning phases there was much debate about how we should organize the tabs. Mainly a debate between what Rosh wanted and what we have now.

Rosh's Bank

Some things changed.

Styg's Willy

Some things never change, however.

Whole Room!
Whole Room!
Whole Room!

Rosh learned to cope.

Hydross


Back into the Black Temple

We decided to spare Archimonde his life for a little while, and head back into Black Temple. Teron Gorefiend was first on our list. 

After clearing to Teron during our farming runs ten thousand times without ever attempting him, we were eager to take him down. In fact, we were so eager to see him downed, that we decided to do it just a few raid hours after we took down Azgalor. That particular weekend, we claimed two new boss kills.

Teron Gorefiend

Shortly after, we took some time to say hello to Gurtogg Bloodboil. Gurtogg Bloodboil is an elegantly designed fight which requires precisely executed strategy in order to defeat. That was not a high enough hurdle to thwart Risen, however. After another session of working on line dancing and lightning reflex healing, and a little bit of help from Cheri Oteri, Bloodboil came down to a simmer.

Gurtogg Bloodboil


Now For the Main Event

This takes us back to the present point in time. What is all the fuss about? I'll tell you what. It's a huge party at the base of Nordrassil at Mount Hyjal.

Why, do you ask? It's because after several hours of working on a yet another epic encounter involving one of the most infamous villains known to the people of World of Warcraft... With the efforts of every Risen member starting from carefully planned raids and precisely fine tuned gear sets to preparing raid food and offering ways to relax to relieve stress from repeated wiping, we did it.

Archimonde

Our after party consisted of Hammerfell and Jantha each singing their hearts out and the whole guild bursting in non-stop laughter. This is how Jantha and Hammerfell, the two awesomest members of the guild became the center of attention this night.

I said it then, and I'll say it again. Risen is a group of highly dedicated and highly competent players. Thank you for letting me be a part of this group.


Random Quotes

Another month full of extremely professional quotes from officer discussions, raid discussions, ventrilo talk, and even some personal life.

Important Officer Discussions

Ego

There's something about Debob...

Debob

More Ventrilo talk

Ventril Voice Discussion

And finally, Congratulations Jantha, on her license to kill... I mean drive.

License... to kill

Aussies, try to stay off the road.

-Parn



Say Something Funny, Because I'm Running Out

November 5th, 2007

How Long Since The Last Update?

As much as I enjoy writing updates to show off our progress and guild clowns, having the pressure of having to make an update every week is just. too. much. Please. Stop killing bosses.

Najentus

Ok. I lied. Let's keep up this pace and keep downing bosses. But, you guys have to promise to keep the funny comments coming in because I'm running out!! And it's got to be better than what I got this time around.


Funny Quotes

But, just as Amhn said, we ignored this sign that was seen as we entered the courtyard of the Black Temple through the pipes past Naj'entus' room, and left Supremus in a steaming pile.

Supremus

Credit Where It's Due

Attunement needs are quickly becoming less of an issue. This is because many of our guildmates have made a mid-week SSC run possible (with some guests), allowing us to get Vashj vials for people in need during the weekend without having to clear the majority of SSC. It's not always a cakewalk, though. The 3rd week we did this, we had some issues, keeping us from taking down the bosses we usually take down mid-week. On the days we were having smooth sailing through SSC, I would tell Rosh that we had been wiping on Hydross over and over when he logged on 2 hrs into the raid. The first week, he completely believed me and seemed very dissapointed our plan to minimize attunement time failed. But this time, when faced with the truth...

Rosh does not trust me

Thank you everyone (those who attended, and those who allowed us to run it mid-week despite it meant not being able to raid the content) for allowing us to cut down on SSC clearing time during the weekend so we can focus on progression.

The next biggest out-of-official-raiding activity we had the opportunity for are Hyjal and BT trash farming. We needed Hearts of Darkness and epic gems. Veil and Chippy were our grand strategists:

Chippy Woosh

One night's run went until 4am server time.

BT Farming

The "She" I was referring to is my wife, who had gone to bed 2hrs before this conversation took place. No, she was not mad at me, and even made me breakfast the next morning. Thank you everyone for farming BT trash in order to supply us with gems and SR gear. You all rock.


Laughing All The Way to the Bank

Elumako, our Phrak replacement, was looking forward to our next target.

Elu's take on Shade of Akama

The verdict?

Shade of Akama

Elumako replaced Phrak, and now the Shade of Akama replaced Elumako as our legendary squishie. Who's laughing all the way to the bank now!?


Random Quote

Risen is full of good discussions. Theorycrafting, World of Warcraft lore, class discusssions, ventrilo optimization, etc. Take these for example.

Which Class?
Who's who?

My apologies to all the shammies out there. NOT!

-Parn


Say Something Funny, Because I'm Running Out

November 5th, 2007

How Long Since The Last Update?

As much as I enjoy writing updates to show off our progress and guild clowns, having the pressure of having to make an update every week is just. too. much. Please. Stop killing bosses.

Najentus

Ok. I lied. Let's keep up this pace and keep downing bosses. But, you guys have to promise to keep the funny comments coming in because I'm running out!! And it's got to be better than what I got this time around.


Funny Quotes

But, just as Amhn said, we ignored this sign that was seen as we entered the courtyard of the Black Temple through the pipes past Naj'entus' room, and left Supremus in a steaming pile.

Supremus

Credit Where It's Due

Attunement needs are quickly becoming less of an issue. This is because many of our guildmates have made a mid-week SSC run possible (with some guests), allowing us to get Vashj vials for people in need during the weekend without having to clear the majority of SSC. It's not always a cakewalk, though. The 3rd week we did this, we had some issues, keeping us from taking down the bosses we usually take down mid-week. On the days we were having smooth sailing through SSC, I would tell Rosh that we had been wiping on Hydross over and over when he logged on 2 hrs into the raid. The first week, he completely believed me and seemed very dissapointed our plan to minimize attunement time failed. But this time, when faced with the truth...

Rosh does not trust me

Thank you everyone (those who attended, and those who allowed us to run it mid-week despite it meant not being able to raid the content) for allowing us to cut down on SSC clearing time during the weekend so we can focus on progression.

The next biggest out-of-official-raiding activity we had the opportunity for are Hyjal and BT trash farming. We needed Hearts of Darkness and epic gems. Veil and Chippy were our grand strategists:

Chippy Woosh

One night's run went until 4am server time.

BT Farming

The "She" I was referring to is my wife, who had gone to bed 2hrs before this conversation took place. No, she was not mad at me, and even made me breakfast the next morning. Thank you everyone for farming BT trash in order to supply us with gems and SR gear. You all rock.


Laughing All The Way to the Bank

Elumako, our Phrak replacement, was looking forward to our next target.

Elu's take on Shade of Akama

The verdict?

Shade of Akama

Elumako replaced Phrak, and now the Shade of Akama replaced Elumako as our legendary squishie. Who's laughing all the way to the bank now!?


Random Quote

Risen is full of good discussions. Theorycrafting, World of Warcraft lore, class discusssions, ventrilo optimization, etc. Take these for example.

Which Class?
Who's who?

My apologies to all the shammies out there. NOT!

-Parn


Attunement is Fun, mmkay?

October 20, 2007

Attunement-o-rama

Two weekends ago, we downed Kael'thas in The Eye, giving us access to CoT: The Battle for Mount Hyjal. Since reaching this milstone in raiding, we were faced with the same attunement annoyance every BT/Hyjal guilds are dealing with. However, Risen decided to make the best of it, and downed every boss in SSC, TK, and one shotted Rage Winterchill all while swapping people in and out for various attunement steps.

This week, we started back up on progression raiding while attuning some more people.


There's Something About Kitti

Why is the whole raid looking at Kitti from a distance?

Kitti

Unfortunately there was nothing about Kitti. She safely logged back on and avoided a certain death. Next time, Gadget, next time!!


The Blood Elf Tongue

It seems that we have a bunch of Thalassian experts in our guild. Just take this for example.

Thalassian

Who's the World of Warcraft geek! Check it out here. Of course, this is what it really means.


Anetheron

So after all the attunement deal... we decided to make some progress. Just because we felt like it.

Anetheron

Despite his attempt to have us wipe while rolling on the floor laughing from his Middle Eastern/Irish/Scottish accented voice over, we two shotted him with 6 healers in the raid. Great job healers!


Random Quote

You wanted random quotes. You got one.

Rosh

Before you change you opinion of Rosh, click on the image for a full discussion. This is not typical discussion in the officers channel. I promise >.>

Yatta~! Hallow Nyuu Yook!

-Parn


RTP - The Raiding Revolution

October 8, 2007

What is RTP?

RTP (arr-tee-pee) - This revolutionary raiding concept had led us to victory on Kael'thas in a very timely manner. We spent a total of about 8hrs on him (according to Veil), over 3.5 sessions. What made us take Kael down so quickly? It's all in the RTP. So what is RTP?

RTP

This concept had developed during our raids in the recent weeks, and very few knew about its existence. There was confusion in the guild, and many speculations

RTP
RTP
RTP


The Truth About RTP

The birth of RTP occured during a trash pull, where we had a specific order we wanted to pull the trash in. Pack 1, pack 2, then the patrol. A brilliant mage officer had an epiphanic moment, and pulled the patrol while we were still working on pack 1. By doing something that raid members were told exactly not to do, he gave birth to RTP. Then he further solidified the concept by being the only person to disobey the orders of "Do not die in phase 1", and gave Thaladred a big hug. Thaladred returned his affection with a nice big axe in Rosh's face.

RTP

But what did it lead to? This lead to a Kael'thas kill after 8 hours.

Kael'thas kill

Now you all are thinking, what really is RTP? Let's let the creator himself explain.

RTP explained

The Lesson

You see kids, we all learned a lesson here today. We all can plan out our days or lives or raids or pulls in a certain set course, but in the end all plans are bound to fail and rigid attachment to these plans can only worsen matters. Being flexible enough to go with the flow, not yell at the gnome mage for RTPing, only dock 100 DKP instead of 1000 DKP, and demote him to "Deviant" AFTER the kill happens, will be a key factor to coming out victorious over our worst enemies. Take this lesson to heart.


Rage Winterchill RTP'd

Of course we decided to stop by Hyjal for a first look. Even here, one of our members, Scarletrose, took to heart the value of RTP and talked to Jaina Proudmoore right as she got there, and started the event. The result?

Rage Winterchill kill

Embrace the power of RTP

-Parn


In the Place of the Metaphor Master

October 3, 2007

"How can I make this as interesting and hilarious as the Metaphor Master, Mephasq (Qaell) does?" This is the question going through my head as I type this. The answer is simple. I simply cannot fathom the inner working of Q's brain.

Instead, I have decided to follow the advice of a very wise man.

Wise Words by Rosh

What is Vashjner? Please ask Rosh. I have no idea where he got this image.


In Before the Patch!

Solarian kill

Wait until a boss nerf drops in order to have an easier kill? Nope. Not Risen. This imminent nerf made us try harder.


We Killed Bellatrix!! ... I mean Vashj

Lady Vashj kill

Who is Vashj?

The most important question (which got cut off) was asked by Oakrage. "Who is Harry Potter?" I don't follow Harry Potter at all, so you guys decide.


Before... and After

Before:

Before

and after a brilliant strategy change suggested by Ayrendal, Veil and co...

after

Al'ar kill


Some Randomness

There can't be a Risen update without random guild chat...

Hamster

Hammer has a new nickname, and a theme song.

-Parn


The Big Catch-up Metaphor-O-rama!

July 1, 2007

Every time I go to write on of these I try to think of a metaphor or "topic" for it. Previous metaphors have included Ewoks, pies, inspirational music, food and Jeebus. So, in light of this immutable law of updates, which I call "Q's Inviolate Rule of Awesomeness", todays metaphor shall be:

Metaphors.

Here's how it will work. At the start of every section, each one dedicated to a different boss kill, I will declare the metaphor it will be based on.

Here's one to get you started...


Metaphor: The Lurker is like an iPhone, only wetter.

When Apple and Mr. Ive were designing the iPhone, the one thing they decided early on is that it should, for the most part, be dry. This was to aid in it not making "fzzzzt!" noises, which I am sure you will all agree is an admirable goal.

Contrary to this, Blizzard decided to make The Lurker Below wet, one can only assume they did this to stop it making "gasp, gasp, wheeze" noises as it struggled to breath air. Or maybe it was because they wanted to ensure its skin stays moist and supple. Mainly I think it was so they could piss us all off by making everyone rely on Rossie, Dorindy and Ayrendal to fish him up. And if you can think of three people more shiftless and unreliable at catching multi-ton wet non-iPhone raid bosses, I will be astounded.

Lurker kill

Get what I mean? See how I used the iPhone's dryness as a metaphor for our Lurker kill? Excellent. Onwards!


Metaphor: Voidreaver got reavererized!

Reaverizing a new boss can sometimes be hard. Often the healers cannot reave enough to keep up with the reaving that the MT's are taking or the DPS cannot reave hard enough to get the boss reaverized before it enrages and reaves us. Sometimes people just don't pay close enough attention to the large ball of reaving thats heading towards them.

But if everyone reaves like their supposed to, we end up de-assing a new boss. Which is a metaphor you all should be familiar with by now.

Voidreaver kill


Metaphor: The Fathomlord Karawhateverhisnameis fight has layers like Imogen Heap's a'capella version of Just For Now has layers.

First, go watch this clip.

Back? Ok.

See how she records vocal clips and uses them as loops and samples to create a complete track? Live? Thats kinda what the Fathomdudeguy fight is like, many layers of recursive roles and conditional assignments.

Shuttup! That so was a metaphor and in no way, shape or form a simile!

Fathomlord kill


Metaphor: Turning the tide on Tidewalker.

Ok, that was more of a pun than a metaphor. This is hard you know, trying to come up with metaphor's that are apt AND amusing. You try it, smart ass!

In fact, do that. Go here and come up with a good metaphor for any of these fights. The best one gets 100g.*

* as judged by me, because mine is the only opinion that matters.

Aaaanyway. What was I saying? Oh yeah. We turned the tide on Tidewalker. Turned it right around like a motherfucker! We turned it on that bitch until he squealed like a baby squeal fish. Like, totally.

Tidewalker kill


Metaphor: Hydross is the tsunami that broke upon the firm and unyielding shore of our awesomeness.

See, that makes sense because a tsunami is a wave, made of water, and a water elemental. And we are unyielding like Kiyomi's eye;

Kiyomi_eye

and firm like Styg's poo;

Styg_poo

And what guild does not rest upon the toughness of eye and resolute nature of it's member's poo?.

So that metaphor works on several levels. Go me!

Hydross kill

Metaphor: Magtheridon Karewhateverhisnameis spins me 'round 'round, baby, right 'round.

Mags is not a difficult fight (especially after the two nerfs), but it does require me to run around like an idiot CoT'ing THIS mob then going and DoT'ing THAT mob then going back to CoT THAT mob before running over there to DoT this other thingy. Then I have to run waaaaay over there every 0 seconds and click the cube whatsit. I don't literally get spun 'round 'round, my spatial awareness is quite sufficient to allow me to navigate the "game space" well enough to not run over and try to DoT up Rosh. Which would be a disaster, Rosh dies if you glare at him sternly. In fact, Rosh dies if you just look at him sternly, never mind the glaring. Actually, Rosh just dies when you look at him.

Magtheridon kill

But the song by Dead or Alive, particularly the lyrics quoted above, is a good metaphor for the somewhat frantic nature of my activities during this fight.

As a side note, how AWESOME is the eye-patch on the guy in the video?!

eye patch


Metaphor: We wreck Gruul's chops with the quickness - a linguistic analysis.

The above metaphor may not seem like a metaphor, but much as meek-seeming soft glow of Dorindy's hands is said to hide actual weapons, so to do we see a type of metaphor here.

lurker

The use of the word "chops" is a linguistic substitute, for the gestalt of "Gruul", called a metonymy. We did not actually "wreck" (also a metonymy) anyone's "chops", but we did do a lot of chopping with our spells (this is a metaphor) as well as with our physical weapons. Moving on, the use of the term "with the quickness" is a synecdoche, in which the "quickness" refers to a larger whole, in this case a fast and smooth kill by a raid of 25 players.

Both of these are types of metaphors and lie embedded within the larger metaphor.

Gruul kill


Metaphor: We pulled our socks up, grabbed Doom Lord Kazzak by the horns and punched his face in until he fell over his own ass.

Meet the new Doom Lord Kazzak, same as the old Doom Lord Kazzak. Mostly.

We went on a bit of an outdoor boss killing spree for a while. This was while we were not working on SSC yet but were killing Gruul and Mags fast enough to have time left over. So we got off our asses and decided to give it a red hot go.

Kazzak kill


Metaphor: Doomwalker died like...

Doomwalker died like we all died a little inside when some of our very bestest friends left us.

Farewell to Cand, Bron, Lairi, Jar, Dara, Icy, Ruined and LB.

We lubs j00 all!

/huggle


Ok, I think thats enough word nerdery from me for now. And we're all caught up on our raid progression too.

Cheers,
Q.

New site

June 17, 2007

Hey there.

This is, you may have noticed, a new site design for Risen.

We're in the process of ironing out a few last bugs and then we'll have all the old content ported across and some new stuff ready to go.

In the meantime, please excuse the mess as we change in front of you.

Cheers,
Q.